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use a chair, that would be nice

Maybe an ironing board?

Pop an exercise ball ;p

Or maybe you can destroy a small piece of ikea furniture with your weight?! 🤔

Hmm maybe you could try and flatten a fruit that’s soft enough to be flattened easily? Like a pear or something?

One summer, at around 350 pounds, I dropped my weight awkwardly onto a pool float, and it popped with the impact. I'm also very careful with poolside furniture. Most lounge chairs aren't built to withstand a big, bikini-clad fatty!